Since the dawn of the glorious revolutionary organization JSA, our Triumvirate has brought a new era of peace and prosperity to the school. Under their unwavering supervision, our enemies have been bested and those who wish to hold us back have been defeated.

However, a seemingly insurmountable problem faced the superbly wise Triumvirate. The question was one which has plagued the minds of many titans
since the dawn of civilization. It was a question that legends such as Alexander the Great and Augustus Caesar, men who dominated their time, could not even answer.
It is thus truly amazing that our wise rulers have been able to find a solution in Daniel Flaxman. “In many ways, he is our organization’s most fervent soul. Within his heart and mind lies powers and strength which even we have been unable to anticipate.” said Cahill Maffei the Cunning.
He fears not the intimidating eyes of the spell-bound masses. Indeed, legend has it that he tamed a ferocious dervish in the heart of Africa with his powerful debating techniques. Many have been left spellbound by the young man.
To ignore the rest of Flaxman’s impressive repertoire of talents, however, would be an unspeakable crime. His mind has been endowed by nature a sort of intelligence that rivals the ancient masters. His knowledge of the world is unspeakably outstanding for his age, bespeaking of many years of deep observation and introspection. His tough body has clearly been through more battles than even the most hardened of soldiers of fortune.
Flaxman has all the characteristics which indicate his leadership. No longer will I waste your time with a discussion of such, to truly grasp his greatness, one must observe Flaxman in action himself (which, with his infinite wisdom and kindness, I’m sure he would happily bestow such a request).
We live in a time of great danger. Every second of every minute, the enemies of JSA gather around plotting our demise. They have instigated a deliberate attempt to destroy the insurance industry (in a plot which has infected the White House itself) in order to destroy JSA. We must stand and fight.
Thus, we have brought our future leader to bear. Already, after his very first JSA convention, he was nominated for the top leadership position – that of JSA governor. He shall lead us to new heights of glory and vanquish those who seek to defile all we find holy. We all must agree, based on what has been established, that Flaxman would be the best choice – both in merit and in purity of heart and soul – for the position. We must unite in such a time of duress behind a man with the greatness to lead his peoplee through such a time.

However, division within JSA threatens this sort of powerful arrangement. Larry Saunders believes himself an
equally worthy candidate for the position of governor. One must examine the situation with all fairness however – Flaxman is by far a superior candidate. I have already delineated Flaxman’s incomparable leadership qualities, but other things must be addressed. Larry Saunders has a voice of most unimaginable obnoxiousness, in a way which makes himself known in
any room very quickly. Ironically, compared to such a gratingly loud voice, Saunders has a lack of height which must be considered by any objectively well informed voter.
Thus, we must choose our Winston Churchill over Neville Chamberlain as the enemies steadily make progress towards our gates. With our future so
uncertain, can we afford to make any sort of mistake in this process?
Daniel Flaxman himself explained that, “By my decree and my word I shall dictate the will of my people. With strong fist and stronger heart, I shall rule over JSA as determined by my divine mandate.”
But let us not forget the others. Also running for positions are Jason Johl and Silvia Reynolds. Support them too.







March 5th, 2010 at 6:21 PM
Daniel Flaxman is my choice for JSA governor.